What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Abortion

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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