- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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