what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

You idiot.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

hashtags suck balls

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why didn't he finish his

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