- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Your mother just died.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call an arab ?

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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