- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

I put my baby in a microwave.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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