A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Badabing.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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