- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why didn't he finish his

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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