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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Anti Joke

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