Knock Knock Who's there

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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