The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Tim likes girls

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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AIDS

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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