- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

black chicken. kfc

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

why did you poop because you are a poop

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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