Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Women's rights

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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