We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Rylan Clark

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

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