Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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