- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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