- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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