- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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