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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

A cat playing laser tag.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What comes after 69? 70

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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