What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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