Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

I am quite mature.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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