Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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I am quite mature.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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hi dave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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