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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Robert Mugabe.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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