- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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