- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 23? 24.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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