What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Misner is a twat.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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