A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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