What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

I am quite mature.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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