- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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