Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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