- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Suck pussy

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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