- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

The Oakland Raiders

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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