- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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