Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Julian Ha.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Penis

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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