- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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