- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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