A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Julian Ha.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Penis

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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