What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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A bar walks into a man

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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