- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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