Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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