- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Yo mama so fat.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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