- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Your Mom The End.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

I walk into a bar...

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

read me write me

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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