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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Feminism

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Knock, Knock Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

You bumder!

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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