Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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