This is a joke.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Hi.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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I literally died laughing

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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