How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Anti Joke

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