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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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