A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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