- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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