The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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