- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Your mother just died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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