- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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