Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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