- Anti Joke

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

White NBA players.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.