- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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