A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's half of 8? o

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

The WNBA

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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