What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

I love you

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

A: Knock Knock B: 7

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

are you saying pam, or pan?

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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