Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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