What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Pickles are powerful

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Irish sobriety

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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