A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

It was a beautiful day. Face.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I had friends on the Death Star.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why can't february march Because april may

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Swag.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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