- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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