How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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69

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Caramel Boing.

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Anti Joke

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