Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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