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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Tall asians

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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