Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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