- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??