- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Poker face

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

justin beiber sucks

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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