- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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