yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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