- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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