What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Stephen Hawking

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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