when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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A guy walks into a bar

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Anti Joke

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