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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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