Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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women's rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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