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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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