Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Joesph Triphook.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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I don't get it

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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