Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A black man has a job.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

The truth is he loves her!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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