What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Stop procrastinating.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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