- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Black people in Camden NJ.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

the WNBA

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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