- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

You know what's natural? Bears.

A man goes to the potty.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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