- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Loperson

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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