- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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