- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

whats black and strange a paki

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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