Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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A paralysed man falls over.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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justin beiber sucks

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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