Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What? Yes.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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