- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

im not food

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What do you call an arab ?

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

I killed someone on minecraft.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Your mother just died.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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