- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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