Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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