I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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women's rights

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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