- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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