Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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