Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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