- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the holocaust

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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