"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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i just wrote this so hard

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Anti Joke

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