What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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