Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

How do you make a car? You build it.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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