- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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