A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

your face is kinda funny

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

And Stephen Hawking said.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Your Mom

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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