- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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