why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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scientology.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Who invented apple? God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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