jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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