- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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