- Anti Joke

My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

"Knock knock" Come in!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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