- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

so...um, yeah

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Dwight Howard

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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