- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Fine, ladies first.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

tee hee

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Y u do dis?

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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