- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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