Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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