Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Jews

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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