Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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