What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Women's rights.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Once, I went to Peru.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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