- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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