What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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