I asked her where you were.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Anti Joke

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