- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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