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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

mexicans fishing

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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