- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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