- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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